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A(n)nals of Online Dating: Fine. Every time you rescue a kitten from a burning building, I will shave my legs. Deal?

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But men have an obligation to rescue kittens from burning buildings, pay for your drinks, hold the door open for you, keep their hair neat, go to war and many other things. I’m just saying… Society worldwide really does put more obligations on men than women all around. There are few things women…

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  dude, seriously, if you rescue kitten //one// i will shave //my// legs.
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  Tumblr whose author shows online dating fails. That one is so funny...reblog it. The...
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  So, if men “go to war,” then women don’t go to war. And presumably hold bake sales while the men are away? Also, I’m a...
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  two hours ago, a man messaged me on Ok Cupid...ask if I was ‘one
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